7 Noukates maghribiya

[JoCkey4Ever]

ila kayna chi noukta déja Posté Dawzoha o Dirou 3in chafte 3in Mahafte

1- Hada Benladen dawwer l Bush telephone. Ecoutez la conversation:

- Benladen: Allo Bush! Hada Benladen.
- Bush: Fink a mskhot lwalidin? Bllati hta ncheddek almsskhoute.
- Benladen: Blati rah 3andi lik 2 dl khbiyrat; Wahed zin w wahd khayb.
- Bush: Bda b zzin.
- Benladen: Ghadi nji lmirikan nsellem rassi.
- Bush: Safi, Ghadi nthna mennek! Iwa w lkhayb?
- Benladen: Ghadi nji sayeg tteyara

2- Galik Hada wa7ed La3roubi Tssalat lih Lbouta Sghira o Hwa Ybda 3liha b Klamonite Ba9 Ba9 Hak Balak .... S7ablih B7al L7ajrate (piles) dial Radio

3- hada wa7ed khayna m9ata3 Ma3ndou Ryal kaytjelwe9 f zen9a, tla9ah wa7ed
lf9ih chouaf gallih ara iddik nchoufha, lakhor 3tah iddou o
gallih, kanchouf hna ghatwelli labass 3lik o ghaykounou 3endek
tomobilat ol villat o kanchof daba l firma dialk o lbger
ol7wala.....houwa igoullih, iwa dwer m3aya 3tini lftoo7,
gallih sa7bna, wa khodlik chi 7awli men lfirma

4- galek hada wahed rajel kay9tal nas b de7k.mato bzzaf
dial nas o l bolisse kay9alab 3alih!mli chadoh bda ka3awed lihom
noukat ,mato l bolisse b dahek o Hrab rajel.bda kay9alab 3lih
l3askar.chadoh 3awed lihom noukat o mato b dahek, Hrab tani rajel.
o had lkhatra 9abtoh lamroud,bda kay3awed lihom noukat! mafahmo
waaaaaaalllllooo o galo : safi had sayed mab9a 3ando maf3ol...!!!
mchaw sadou 3lih f labni9a (cellule), olghad lih Sma3 bli doklamroud lichadouh Mato
o Howa Igoul Frasso Sfouuu 3la Mkalkhin Yallah Fahmou Noukta

5- hada wahed lmbawe9 kan rakeb f petit taxi, o homa idakhlo f wahed
sayid jaboh larde,moul taxi takhla3 o gal lmbawe9:khroj 3afak
chof wach mat wla la.lmbawe9 khraj o gal lmol taxi : zid chwiya
à gauche,zid l9dam chwiya, rja3 chwiya Lourr,saaaaaaaafi daba rah mat
sûûûûûûûr!!!!!

6- Hada wahd ssiyed ghadi ybi3 bgrtou (sa vache) fsou9, ftri9 dar auto-stop ou w9fatlou wa jaguar wa3ra. ssiyed rkeb fiha ou rbet lbagra f pare-choc lourani. le conducteur khaf 3la lbgra b9a ghadi b 10 km/h. moul lbgra 9allou matkhfach 3liha ghir zid fsour3a.
le conducteur zad fsour3a ou b9a 7adi lbgra f retroviseur. fach wssal l 120 km/h lbgra dellat lssanha:
- le conducteur: lbgra ra8a 3yat, dellat lssanha
- moullbgra : f ina jiha dellatou
- le conducteur: 3la lisser (à gauche)
- moul lbgra: mat khafch, raha ghir baghia doublek(Signal z3ma)

7- wa7ed khyna sawal sa7bou cho smiyte Ronaldo ?
- smiyto Sale7
- wah bach 3rfti !!
- Sma3te lmo3ali9 ga : khta2 li Sale7 Ronaldo

[mr-aminos]

1.3.4.5.6.7 wa3rinne

[hamza_aix]

3 chwiiiiiiiiiia cava les autres mosama7a

[freesoul]

mziwnin

[hafidovitch123]

ila kayna chi noukta déja Posté Dawzoha o Dirou 3in chafte 3in Mahafte

1- Hada Benladen dawwer l Bush telephone. Ecoutez la conversation:

- Benladen: Allo Bush! Hada Benladen.
- Bush: Fink a mskhot lwalidin? Bllati hta ncheddek almsskhoute.
- Benladen: Blati rah 3andi lik 2 dl khbiyrat; Wahed zin w wahd khayb.
- Bush: Bda b zzin.
- Benladen: Ghadi nji lmirikan nsellem rassi.
- Bush: Safi, Ghadi nthna mennek! Iwa w lkhayb?
- Benladen: Ghadi nji sayeg tteyara

2- Galik Hada wa7ed La3roubi Tssalat lih Lbouta Sghira o Hwa Ybda 3liha b Klamonite Ba9 Ba9 Hak Balak .... S7ablih B7al L7ajrate (piles) dial Radio

3- hada wa7ed khayna m9ata3 Ma3ndou Ryal kaytjelwe9 f zen9a, tla9ah wa7ed
lf9ih chouaf gallih ara iddik nchoufha, lakhor 3tah iddou o
gallih, kanchouf hna ghatwelli labass 3lik o ghaykounou 3endek
tomobilat ol villat o kanchof daba l firma dialk o lbger
ol7wala.....houwa igoullih, iwa dwer m3aya 3tini lftoo7,
gallih sa7bna, wa khodlik chi 7awli men lfirma

4- galek hada wahed rajel kay9tal nas b de7k.mato bzzaf
dial nas o l bolisse kay9alab 3alih!mli chadoh bda ka3awed lihom
noukat ,mato l bolisse b dahek o Hrab rajel.bda kay9alab 3lih
l3askar.chadoh 3awed lihom noukat o mato b dahek, Hrab tani rajel.
o had lkhatra 9abtoh lamroud,bda kay3awed lihom noukat! mafahmo
waaaaaaalllllooo o galo : safi had sayed mab9a 3ando maf3ol...!!!
mchaw sadou 3lih f labni9a (cellule), olghad lih Sma3 bli doklamroud lichadouh Mato
o Howa Igoul Frasso Sfouuu 3la Mkalkhin Yallah Fahmou Noukta

5- hada wahed lmbawe9 kan rakeb f petit taxi, o homa idakhlo f wahed
sayid jaboh larde,moul taxi takhla3 o gal lmbawe9:khroj 3afak
chof wach mat wla la.lmbawe9 khraj o gal lmol taxi : zid chwiya
à gauche,zid l9dam chwiya, rja3 chwiya Lourr,saaaaaaaafi daba rah mat
sûûûûûûûr!!!!!

6- Hada wahd ssiyed ghadi ybi3 bgrtou (sa vache) fsou9, ftri9 dar auto-stop ou w9fatlou wa jaguar wa3ra. ssiyed rkeb fiha ou rbet lbagra f pare-choc lourani. le conducteur khaf 3la lbgra b9a ghadi b 10 km/h. moul lbgra 9allou matkhfach 3liha ghir zid fsour3a.
le conducteur zad fsour3a ou b9a 7adi lbgra f retroviseur. fach wssal l 120 km/h lbgra dellat lssanha:
- le conducteur: lbgra ra8a 3yat, dellat lssanha
- moullbgra : f ina jiha dellatou
- le conducteur: 3la lisser (à gauche)
- moul lbgra: mat khafch, raha ghir baghia doublek(Signal z3ma)

7- wa7ed khyna sawal sa7bou cho smiyte Ronaldo ?
- smiyto Sale7
- wah bach 3rfti !!
- Sma3te lmo3ali9 ga : khta2 li Sale7 Ronaldo

nayda
ma3ndi mangoul

[miss foly]

LAY3TIK SA7A

[hangaro]

zaaaaaaaaaz

[zakaria980]

5 wa3ra bejaaaaahD

[mihmi]

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