A Lebanese and an American

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  1. Sweetime

    Sweetime Quiet..

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    A Lebanese and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game.
    ]The Lebanese, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
    The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
    He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa." Again, the Lebanese declines and tries to get some sleep.
    The American, now worked up, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500."
    This gets the guy's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.
    The American asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
    The Lebanese doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $5 bill, and hands it to the American.
    "Okay," says the American, "your turn."
    So the Lebanese asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"
    The American thinks about it. No answer.
    Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer!
    He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer.
    Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers. Checks the input. All to no avail!
    Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Lebanese and hands him $500.
    The Lebanese thanks him and turns back to get his sleep.
    The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Lebanese and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
    Without a word, the Lebanese reaches into his wallet, hands the American $5, and goes back to sleep.



    Have a nice day
     
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  2. Don Quijote

    Don Quijote Bannis

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    smart lebanese [22h]

    thanks
     
  3. Bax

    Bax Brutal Abusive Xenophile

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    Nice

    Clever One , Huh ?!
     
  4. عبقور لفهامة

    عبقور لفهامة صلاح الدين عودة

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    Not fair, considering that the american used the internet LOL
     
  5. Bax

    Bax Brutal Abusive Xenophile

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    Well , He's Made Out As A Bad Guy Or The Competitor , Needless I say Even If He Cheats ... The Point Is : The Lebanese Wins !!!
     
  6. anasamati

    anasamati Accro

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    I heard this joke 5 years ago, and it was between a moroccan and a french.
    I think everyone is making his version.
    Instead of that it's a nice one
     
  7. Sweet Mimi

    Sweet Mimi Visiteur

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    NICE ONE , thank's
     
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