Indian Jews

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  1. FoX

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    Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Indian restaurant in New York . Sid asked Al, 'Are there any Jewish people of our faith born and raised in India ?'

    Al replied, 'I don't know, let's just ask our waiter.'

    When the waiter came by, Al asked him, 'Are there any Indian Jews?'

    The waiter said, 'I won’t be knowing, but I will ask the Chef .After he returned from the kitchen a few minutes later and said, 'No sir, no Indian Jews.' Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, 'Are you absolutely sure?'

    The waiter, realizing he was dealing with 'foreigners' he gave the expected answer, 'I'll check again,' and went back into the kitchen.

    While the waiter was away in the kitchen, Sid said, 'I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in India . Our people are scattered everywhere.'

    The waiter returned and said, The Chef and the Captain and my boss and they all say there is no Indian Jews'

    'Are you certain?' Al asked once again, 'I just can't believe there are no Indian Jews!'

    'Listen you fools, I asked EVERYONE,' replied the frustrated waiter. 'All we have is Mango Jews, Pineapple Jews, Orange Jews, Coconut Jews & Tomato Jews! - No Indian Jews OK!!!!!???!!!
     
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