Just for laughs

Discussion dans 'English board' créé par Casawia, 4 Juin 2008.

  1. Casawia

    Casawia A & S Forever

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    Some jokes in English <D


    Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.

    1st: How yours look like?

    2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?

    1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

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    Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

    He shoots his friend to death.

    Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

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    What is the definition of Mistress?

    Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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    Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??

    "Without Information Fighting Everytime"

    Wife replies," No, It means ,

    "With Idiot For Ever !!!"

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    Three Feelings:

    What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

    Stress is when wife is pregnant,

    Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and

    Panic is when both are pregnant.

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    Teacher: u know the importance of period?

    Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.

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    Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs ???

    No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.

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    Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential

    Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!

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    Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.

    Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.

    Mother Faints... --


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  2. RedEye

    RedEye - أبو عبدالرحمن - Membre du personnel

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    the last one finished with me (salate m3aya) <D
     
  3. alexander

    alexander Weld Azrou Membre du personnel

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    really funny[22h]

    thanks!

    hey, don t visit the noukat section!!! there is an epidemia that a girl spread there, it makes people make bad jokes ( 7amedine) so stay here you re good[22h] and we need you so we don t have to look at the noukat section and that girl's messages[22h]
     
  4. Casawia

    Casawia A & S Forever

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    thanks for the info bro, I've been informed about that before and now I am wearing a protecting mask....anti lemon jokes [22h]
     
  5. alexander

    alexander Weld Azrou Membre du personnel

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    no ! not lemon it s lime jokes[22h]
     
  6. fax02

    fax02 Stranger in the life Membre du personnel

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    it'ssssssssssssss ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hahahahahaha the fourth it's very very funy
     
  7. Casawia

    Casawia A & S Forever

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    Health and rest (bessaha w raha za3ma) [22h]
     
  8. ZIKAS

    ZIKAS Accro Membre du personnel

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    diz iz veghy fany kip gowin shrimpa (9imrouna) <D
     
  9. -sunrise-

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    i like this one and also the last one thank u brother they are really funny :p
     
  10. Casawia

    Casawia A & S Forever

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    you are welcome my dear :)

    PS: I am your sister [22h] :p
     
  11. -sunrise-

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    oh i'm so sorry sister i didn't see ''casawiya'' i think i should look for sight glasses :cool:
     

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