Laugh with nassira (2) !

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  1. nassira

    nassira العـــز و النصــر

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    A door knocks twice....

    Unlucky-person inside asks: Who is there ?

    Answer: It's me !

    Inside asks: Who are you ?

    Answer:I'm "OPPORTUNITY"

    Inside: you are wrong because opportunity never knocks twice...​



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    Husband asks his wife: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

    Wife: no, tell me please what does mean ?

    husband: It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime!

    WIFE says: No darling, it means : With Idiot For Ever !​


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  2. alexander

    alexander Weld Azrou Membre du personnel

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    that's the best. [24h]

    by the way, have you heard about the meaning of GOLF, if i remember it's "Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden"

    of course, not the real meaning.
     
  3. nassira

    nassira العـــز و النصــر

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    yes I've heard about that long time ago, but is not true .It's just one of the many myths about GOLF.

    It is suggested that the name golf is an acronym, and it was supported by photos showing only men playing the game

    in the 1600s. But that time has passed and ladies now pay the same membership fees as men and enjoy the same privileges in all GOLF clubs.

    Is there any place in the world that a lady is foridden ?? nooo except WC for men [24h]
     
  4. ptit_h

    ptit_h Accro

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    he is right!
     
  5. ScoRPinA

    ScoRPinA Accro

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    hey 're hilarious thanks

    go girl :D
     
  6. realvampir

    realvampir Visiteur

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    cool:D:D but guys what about HUSBAND ???:confused:
     
  7. alexander

    alexander Weld Azrou Membre du personnel

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    HUSBAND: Helping, Understanding, Sharing, Buying, And Never Demanding [22h]
     
  8. realvampir

    realvampir Visiteur

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    ah really plz look at it again[37h]
     
  9. alexander

    alexander Weld Azrou Membre du personnel

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    that's the official one, mine is "Human Under Slavery, By Annoying Natural Destroyer" :cool:
     
  10. realvampir

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    :D that s it i think that the second one is more realistic:rolleyes:
     

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