A door knocks twice.... Unlucky-person inside asks: Who is there ? Answer: It's me ! Inside asks: Who are you ? Answer:I'm "OPPORTUNITY" Inside: you are wrong because opportunity never knocks twice... ********* Husband asks his wife: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? Wife: no, tell me please what does mean ? husband: It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE says: No darling, it means : With Idiot For Ever !