Laugh with nassira !

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  1. nassira

    nassira العـــز و النصــر

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    Ugly woman on the phone with her friend :
    Hi, I am marrying next week
    there will be a small party and
    only few persons will be invited
    ...Hey don’t bring any gift
    just bring SOMEONE to marry me.


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    The wife looking at the garden and said to her husbnad:
    The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too.

    the husband : If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?​



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    Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest
    and please so here are some sleeping pills.

    Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
    Doctor: They are for you madam.!!​



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    Judge: why did you shoot your wife
    instead of shooting her lover?

    Man: Your honour,
    it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
    than shooting one man every week.



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    A man said his credit card bank was stolen,
    but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending
    much less than his wife did. ​


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  2. ScoRPinA

    ScoRPinA Accro

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    it's right logicaly :p
     
  3. ptit_h

    ptit_h Accro

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    very good jokes. you have good sens of humour nassira. thanks a lot
     
  4. nassira

    nassira العـــز و النصــر

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    you are very welcome Big_h ! [17h]
     
  5. عبقور لفهامة

    عبقور لفهامة صلاح الدين عودة

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    nassira god give us your face [22h]
    very good jokes, continue :)
     
  6. nassira

    nassira العـــز و النصــر

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    3bi9ir, your face is enough to post a such comment, so why need my face for ?? [22h]

    Thank you for your encouraging words ! :p
     
  7. alexander

    alexander Weld Azrou Membre du personnel

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    really good ones Nassira, thanks so much
     
  8. rachidovitch

    rachidovitch Visiteur

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    [22h] very funny jokes, especially the latest 3
    thank u miss
     
  9. Sweetime

    Sweetime Quiet..

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    Funny Jokes [05c]. Thank you Nassirà [06c]
     
  10. freesoul

    freesoul FreeSoul

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    Ugly woman on the phone with her friend :
    Hi, I am marrying next week
    there will be a small party and
    only few persons will be invited
    ...Hey don’t bring any gift
    just bring SOMEONE to marry me.
    [24h]funny
     

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