Les dernieres definitions d'Oxford

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  1. isitien

    isitien Bannis

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    Latest Definition in an Oxford dictionary

    Oxford Dictionary's latest definition of the following words:

    Future tense of marriage.

    A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the

    An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the
    notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

    The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

    The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got
    biggest piece.

    **Conference Room*:
    A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees

    A book which people praise, but do not read.

    The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

    Individuals who can do nothing individuall! y and sit to decide that
    nothing can be done together.

    The name men give to their mistakes.

    A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

    A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

    A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not
    injured yet."

    A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

    A banker provided by nature.

    A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.

    Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

    One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

    A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
  2. RedEye

    RedEye - أبو عبدالرحمن - Membre du personnel

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    Re : Les dernieres definitions d'Oxford

    muahahahah [24h]
    hadou khataaaarrr
  3. jniyen

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    Re : Les dernieres definitions d'Oxford

    [24h] awesome and hilarious dude [24h]
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  4. houda

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    Re : Les dernieres definitions d'Oxford

    these are good ones! [:Z] [07h]

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