Les dernieres definitions d'Oxford

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  1. isitien

    isitien Bannis

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    Latest Definition in an Oxford dictionary

    Oxford Dictionary's latest definition of the following words:

    **Divorce*:
    Future tense of marriage.

    **Cigarette*:
    A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the
    other.

    **Lecture*:
    An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the
    notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

    **Conference*:
    The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

    **Compromise*:
    The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got
    the
    biggest piece.

    **Conference Room*:
    A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees
    later
    on.

    **Classic*:
    A book which people praise, but do not read.

    **Yawn*:
    The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

    **Committee*:
    Individuals who can do nothing individuall! y and sit to decide that
    nothing can be done together.

    **Experience*:
    The name men give to their mistakes.

    **Philosopher*:
    A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

    **Opportunist*:
    A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

    **Optimist*:
    A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not
    injured yet."

    **Miser*:
    A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

    **Father*:
    A banker provided by nature.

    **Criminal*:
    A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.

    **Boss*:
    Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

    **Politician*:
    One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.


    **Doctor*:
    A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
     
  2. RedEye

    RedEye - أبو عبدالرحمن - Membre du personnel

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    Re : Les dernieres definitions d'Oxford

    muahahahah [24h]
    hadou khataaaarrr
     
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    [24h] awesome and hilarious dude [24h]
    [24h] a tbark lah 3lik
     
  4. houda

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    these are good ones! [:Z] [07h]
     

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