Noukat sqrama!!

Discussion dans 'Blagues, Noukat' créé par nomade2030, 24 Août 2007.

  1. nomade2030

    nomade2030 L défis vs gardent jeunes

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    Hada wa7ed lqrzaz che3lat lih l3afya f lpissri dialou ohowa ybippi 3la lbombiya ohoma isiftou lih message fih "wit wit wit"!!

    2/ Hada 1 lqrzaz saken fl 7anot o bdat marto ka twa7em 3la le7lib, o howa i 7el liha lbab o gal liha, "aji tchofi, ga3 l7wanat saddin" !!
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    Hada 1 lqrzaz khatfou lih weldou 7mad, w 3aytou lih galou lih ghadi ta3tina 50 melioune ila bghiti ntlqo lik waldek, w howa ygoullihoum : ila maguedkom 7mad, zidokoum mo7amad !!

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    Hada 1 lqrzaz jaw 3andou nas galou lih: jeri jeri, rah waldak daz 3lih camioun 3la rasou. houwa igoul lihoum: maziana ga3 litdouz 3la rass maziana !!

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    Hada 1 lqrzaz tahet lih lqr3a dyal bitadine f lard othrsat o howa i3ayat 3la wlado kamlin jra7hom o galihom : zido zido dawaw ..bitadine yallah chritha madi3ch !!

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    Hada wa7ed lqrzaz sifet waldou ijib bagueta. 3tah 22 rial o galih 3andak teye7ha! Derri mcha jab bagueta o rad lebah 78 rial serf. !! Meskin belkhal3a brek 3la 22 rial ta dekhlat jouj drial federham walaw 100 drial che9fa!!

    7/ Hado 2 sqrama chraw kilo dial tmar rkhiss, kayhllo lawla fiha ddoud.. tania.. talta.. Howa ydor wahd fsahbo gallih: khoya, tfi dak do khllina naklo had tmirat!!

    8/ Hada wa7ed lqrzaz 7al 7anout fjapon, jaw 3andou japonyin galou lih: dir lina lkridi 3afak! Howa igollihom: malni hmaqit, kolkom katchabho!!

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    Sqram chaf waldou kaychof f chompoin nad 9ara3 lih, ohowa igol lih: iwa mzyan tbark lah, lyoum tchof fih, gheda tebghi teghsal bih!!
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    Hada wa7ed lqrzaz sakhar weldou b 10 drial, eddarri ghadi far7an 3ad awel mara hay ched 10 dryal kamla fiado, machi kayl3ab biha ou hia ati7lo f9adous. gal: nari, khasni nlga chi 7aja bach nassi ba fiha oula ghayi9talni. howa imchi 3and bah galo: ba, ba, 3ta9 3ta9. howa igolo bah: malkawa yaka labas? galou deri: rah jda matet! galou bah: iwa safi, khla3tini 3la walo, is7abni ta7et lik 10 drial!!
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    Hada wa7ed lqrzaz gallo weldo: ba, 3tini ga3 10 drial!
    gallo bah: kifach, 10 drial? achghadir b 8 drial, nass kay3tiw ghir 6 drial, maglti b3da ghir 4 drial, hak 2 drial qsmha m3a khouk orad liya sarf o 3andak tji liya sakran bllil!!

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    Hada wa7ed lqrzaz chra 3achra dial lbidat howa igol lmratou: haki had lbid, khebbi ts3oud olba9i makayen ghi t7an!!


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    Hada wa7ed lqrzaz jab lmertou jouj bidat. galet lih: 3lach za3ma lyoum jebti jouj bidat?
    galiha: wa7eda kil3ida sfar leghda olbyad le3cha, o tania alalla, ara bera3 l7alawiat 3awtani!!


    14/ Wa7d drri 3tah bbah rb3a drial bach ichri zbda, moul lhanout 3arfhom s9ramin,
    3brlih 4drial dzebda wgallo, awa daba sir jri 3iyet lbbak iji yl7es lmous!!


    15/ Hada wa7ed lqrzaz jma3 wa7ed 3 lmelioune o howa ydiha lwa7ed lbanka, o fine ma katsad lbanka kayji howa o kayzid liha 9fal!!

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    Had wahed lqrzaz kharraj martou, darou hta 3yaw machra liha walou, 3yat matleb fih ichri liha chi haja, nad chra liha meska dyal 4 dryall, bqat katmdagh fiha hta tger3at, howa ygol liha: Chbe3ti al 7elloufa!!

    17/ Hada wa7ed lqrzaz fa9 i7el l7anout diyalo mora lfjer. Mlli 7elha, l9aha msrou9a o hwa yerje3 lfrach o bda ygoul: yarbbi dowz had lhlma bikhir o3la khir!!

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    Galek hada wa7ed Sqram sad3ato martou, kol mara katgol lih dini resto. wa7ad nhar kan dayz howa wyaha men 7da wa7ed resto fih chma3 (romantique) howa ygol fi rassou, hada b3da ghaykoun rkhis, dekhlo klaw hta chb3o, omlli ja bgha ykhalass golo lih: 3endak 500 dh ; galohim: awah, yak mbaghito dakhlou dow 3la 7sabi!!

    19/ Hada wahd sqram khdam meskin ou dmer hta jma3 chi flissat ochra bihom spadrill ou mcha ljama3 sla orja3 lour bda kayhmed lah, fach khraj malgach spadrill, tla3 lih dem obda kaighowt: wakwak a 3ibadlah rezqi mcha, tjem3o lbachar oja 3andou lfqih gal lih: n3al chitan achrif, sqram gal lih: la la chitan makaylbas 41!!


    20/ Wahd sqram ja lqa mrato mtayba lbid w maticha howa yslakhha galliha: awah, malna 3la joj 3chawat?

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    Hada wahd sqram kaywakl dayman martou ghir lkhobz o atay; nadet d3ato 3and lqadi ; sawlo lqadi gallih: ach tgoul fhad lqadia, howa yejbad lih 3aqd nika7 ogalih: chnahwa hada a sidi lqadi? Gallih: 3aqd nika7, gallih sqram: donc binatna gha nika7, ama Lkhobz o atay fa gha plaisir mnni!!

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    Hada wahd lqrzaz tzawaj o bgha idawaz chahr al 3asal. safar howa okhalla marto mgabla l'hanout!!

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    Hada wa7ed sqram ja 3endou weldou gallou : baba 3tini ga3 wahed 5 DH. Gallih: wayli ach bghity 5 drahm? Gallih: bghit nemchi ndour! Gallih: hak a weldi had dirham o sir niiiiichan bla madour!!


    24/ Galik hada wahad ma3gaz bezaaaaaaaaaaaf, wa7ed nhar marato kharjat omnin raj3at de9at o galatlih: haliya lbab, howa ygoliha: siri ldar bak raki mtal9a!!


    25/ Sqram 7al lwaldo m7laba ohowa i3eyet lih sawlo : wache khadam maziane ? Gallih: mezian makansadou la bllil la bnhar! Gallou bah: iwa bi3 arrido, ach kaddir bih mazal?


    N.B: Tantmena i3jbokoum had noukat li tanhdihoum ga3 lwlad obnat bladi li bghithoum ikono dima nachtin ofrhanin. hadi awal mocharaka liya, iwa goulo mrhba! :eek:
     
  2. ID^^

    ID^^ Accro

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    mer7ba w alf mer7ba khouya/khti :)
    et merci pour noukat mzianine [45h]
     
  3. nomade2030

    nomade2030 L défis vs gardent jeunes

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    Merci khti pour ton encouragement, ça m'a vraiment touché
     
  4. Saad.

    Saad. Accro

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    wellito ka tgoulo l chlou7 : lqrzaz [22h]

    rah ghir kan d7ak tgoul hada raciste ola ... ana 3andi koulchi b7al b7al a part sa7rawa
     
  5. Ange

    Ange *~~*Al7amdou li llah*~~*

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    Mar7abane wa ahlane wa sahlane [22h] had chi zwine tbarkeLah 3lik :)
     
  6. nomade2030

    nomade2030 L défis vs gardent jeunes

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    Merci ma soeur pr ta belle réponse:)
     
  7. nomade2030

    nomade2030 L défis vs gardent jeunes

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    khoya hna kolna mgharba, oblwahda dyalna li hna m3roufin biha nqdro nhaqeqo bzaf. merci pr ta réponse
     
  8. niiiiiina

    niiiiiina ya ke 1er pa ki coute

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    ghzalin bzaf tbarklah 3lik asa9ram merci bien wlah 7ta fajiti 3lya kant ka3ya merciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii infiniment:cool:[21h]
     
  9. Saad.

    Saad. Accro

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    lah i7afdak o vive les marocains chlou7 ola 3roubya [22h] ola fif ma kanou
     
  10. hicovich

    hicovich Visiteur

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    !!!

    3lach kanti ka3ya ??:confused:
     
  11. nomade2030

    nomade2030 L défis vs gardent jeunes

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    1/ Ana machi sqram..
    2/ Maghadich nsowlek 3lach ka3ya, lmohim ana frhan hit fowjt 3lik walaw ghir chwiya..
    3/ Merci pr ta réponse...:)
     
  12. nomade2030

    nomade2030 L défis vs gardent jeunes

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    Iwa chfti khoya.. ha nta daba hdarti.. merci infiniment!!
     
  13. nafis2046

    nafis2046 Visiteur

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    hadchi zwiiin andak
     
  14. nomade2030

    nomade2030 L défis vs gardent jeunes

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    Merci khoya lah ihafdek..
     

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