Noukta en anglais :} Murder

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  1. Psy

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    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.'

    The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'
    The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'
    The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'


    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

    The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'
     
  2. Abz

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    LOL .. Mabihach
     
  3. Psy

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    katfhem chwia negliza b3da? hehe
     
  4. Abz

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    Waili ... rani Pro f l'anglais ... 7gartini ?
     
  5. Psy

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    Jabk Allah, bghitek terjem lia wa7d noukta lnagliza: Hada wa7ed khayna taynssa bzzaf ta7tlih drhem, howa yt7na yhezz8a, wmlli gad lw9fa howa ygoul sami3a Allaho liman 7amida8
     
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    Mé kighandir liha rah nngalza mkaisalliouch
     
  7. AyAt AllAh

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    [22h]merci psy
     
  8. nassira

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    it's so funny , he should take it for an "Emergency prescription" ! [22h]
     
  9. nikita

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    psyy thank uuuu [:Z]rah zrga f ngliziya [22h]
     
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    Nassira ? Kat3i9i 3lina ... 7it 7na mafahminch ?
     
  11. AyAt AllAh

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    hanta katchouf daba ma3refnaha chnou 9alt wach 3ayratna ou la chnou lol
     
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    l qadiya fiha marto lahouma ibi3o liha ola isdaq howa eli mdyour lih nice merci lamita
     
  13. Psy

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    hehehehehe 3awdi 9rayha rah deja dart lih <D
     
  14. Abz

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    wllahila ... ssied rah mcha fiha ou nti masa9ti khbar a fola
     
  15. nassira

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    yak nta galti rak "English Teacher"...so how can I "n3iq" 3la English teacher ?! [22h]
     
  16. Abz

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    Machi Teacher Ghir "Pro" 2ai Professionnel
     
  17. fola22

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    w msha fiha c pr ça gelt lahouma ibi3 ola reda sa femme tbri tkemel 3lih bash ikhwa lia jaw fhamto???
     
  18. Abz

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    aaaaaaaah <D
     
  19. Psy

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    fola ana mzawg ila chr7ilia noukta diali, mab9it fahm fiha 7tta wzza <D
     
  20. SuZiTaToh

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    [22h]7it jat 3la mrato, ghadi ya3tiha prescription

    Thanks for sharing PSY
     

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