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  1. fidel

    fidel Visiteur

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    Salam,

    Oxford Dictionary's latest definition of the following words:

    **Divorce*:
    Future tense of marriage.

    **Cigarette*:
    A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the
    other.

    **Lecture*:
    An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the
    notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

    **Conference*:
    The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

    **Compromise*:
    The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the
    biggest piece.

    **Conference Room*:
    A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later
    on.

    **Classic*:
    A book which people praise, but do not read.

    **Yawn*:
    The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

    **Committee*:
    Individuals who can do nothing individuall! y and sit to decide that
    nothing can be done together.

    **Experience*:
    The name men give to their mistakes.

    **Philosopher*:
    A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

    **Opportunist*:
    A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

    **Optimist*:
    A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not
    injured yet."

    **Miser*:
    A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.


    **Father*:
    A banker provided by nature.

    **Criminal*:
    A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.

    **Boss*:
    Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

    **Politician*:
    One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

    **Doctor*:
    A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.


    Fidellement
     
  2. lahlou131

    lahlou131 Citoyen

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    this is the stuff [:Z] :D [:Z] thanks man really funny .
     
  3. midou0028

    midou0028 Salam...Namaste

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    hhhhhhhhhhhh thanks for sharing this , so funny [22h]
     
  4. Saad.

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    hhhhhhhhhhhh this is very da7kly
     
  5. blueberry_pie

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    [22h] it's so funny thanks for sharing this !
     

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