The Mother said: "Honey, please go the market and buy 1 bottle of milk. if they have eggs, bring 6". The poor man came back with 6 bottles of milk. She said: "Why the hell did you buy 6 bottles of milk?" He replied: "BECAUSE THEY HAD EGGS".
here's another one A programmer goes out to get some dry cleaning. His wife told him, "While you're out, pick up some milk" He never came home