Ways to Turn Down Men !!

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  1. nassira

    nassira العـــز و النصــر

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    Man: Is this seat empty ?

    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down


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    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign ?

    Woman: Do not enter.


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    Man: Can I buy you a drink ?

    Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.


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    Man: Your face must turn a few heads

    Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs


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    Man: I think I could make you very happy.

    Woman: Why? Are you leaving ?


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    Man: Can I have your name ?

    Woman: Why? Don't you already have one ?



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  2. ringo

    ringo Accro

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    this isn't not funny :mad:
     
  3. nassira

    nassira العـــز و النصــر

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    why not a rin9o, it's just a joke, you can say " ways to turn a weman" too ! [22h]
     
  4. Pe|i

    Pe|i Green heart ^.^

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    nassira sexiste :mad:
     
  5. sadalif

    sadalif Visiteur

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    @nassira: women's dreams are so sweet... [22h]
    With me they never do that... :D ... they just slap me and run away...hhh
     
  6. Casawia

    Casawia A & S Forever

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    thanks nassira, that's so funny [22h]

    makayen gheer allah ya3tik s7i7tek <D<D
     
  7. RuiJay

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    good jokes.. now, you know how to say No to a man.
     
  8. nassira

    nassira العـــز و النصــر

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    I should add it to the list :

    sadalif : can we be friends ?

    woman : (no answer, slap and run away) !! [24h]
     
  9. Casawia

    Casawia A & S Forever

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    [24h] you killed me by laughing [24h]
     
  10. sadalif

    sadalif Visiteur

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    @Casawia: so this one is for you [20h]

    Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    Woman : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
     
  11. Casawia

    Casawia A & S Forever

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    hahahahaha thanks Sadalif [20h]
     
  12. Getting-Better

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    Thankss, it's funnyyyyy hehehhe now i know how to respond if a man ask abt my name Youuuupi[:Z]
     
  13. lemask

    lemask SSK Six

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    It's pretty funny.

    I saw so many guys trying to hit on girls over here... And they have no style at all. They just go there and try to show off...

    I even know some guys who keep they car's keys in their hands when they want to talk to a girl. And guess what? its working just fine.

    In Morroco, dating is pretty messed up. The only safe way to get in touch with a girl is to know some of her friends... Or maybe her brother or something.

    And when I say "safe" I mean for the lady... i'm glad to be a man.
     
  14. milagro

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    That's funny! when you were talking about safe ways ... i was pretty suprised!!
    since a typical morrocan brother will never let her sister to have an affair with his own friend!
    But when i noticed that this case will probaly be real for ladies; i got the point ;)
    Anyway!! great jokes!
     
  15. casawia94

    casawia94 Sousou

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    oh yeah , i like it [22h]
     
  16. Shashan

    Shashan I Don't Give Up.

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    Yow Man We Called ___ Stuck In Reverse ____
     
  17. fati5

    fati5 lamgajfa

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    why u say that sad, you're so pessimist about women, aren't u?
     
  18. sadalif

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    No I'm not, that was just a joke... I have never been slapped by a woman but my mother LOL... :p
     
  19. fati5

    fati5 lamgajfa

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    ewa khla3tina!![21h]


    wish u a good luck!! [06c]
     
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  20. ScoRPinA

    ScoRPinA Accro

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    really nice

    loooooooooove it ;)
     

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